Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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