whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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