Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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