I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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