toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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