at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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