I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
