Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I cannot find my penis.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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