BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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