Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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