we have pet lesbian snakes
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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