For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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