Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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