Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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