I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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