Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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