Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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