hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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