Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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