The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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