Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
