That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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