ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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