No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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