I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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