Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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