Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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