Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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