with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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