If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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