Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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