biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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