He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
