Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
