My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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