Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just found puke in my bra..
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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