then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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