But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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