Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just tell him i said nine months
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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