Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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