I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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