i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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