Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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