Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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