Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Randomize
