Grow some girl-balls and come out already
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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