All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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