I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
do nipples grow back?
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