i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he was CRYING into my vagina
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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