let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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