I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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