Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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