VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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