Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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