She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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